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"Tardmonkey of the Year"
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| Posted 2/12/2006 9:23:10 PM |
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You reap what you sow
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| Posted 2/13/2006 4:50:29 PM |
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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his
priest "I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and only rubbed together"
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail
Mary's and put $50.00 in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked
over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw
that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50.00 on the box, and
according to you, that's the same as putting it in." 
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| Posted 2/13/2006 4:51:04 PM |
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Forum Member
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Subject: Elton John files for divorce
After approximately four weeks of marriage, Elton John has suddenly filed for divorce.
Apparently Sir Elton has discovered that his partner David Furnish was having sex behind his back...
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| Posted 2/16/2006 10:45:09 AM |
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Forum Guru
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Anyone else getting major snow today!!!>???
We've got a few missing from work today and we're supposed to get hammered after 12. More time to surf the forum for me 
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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| Posted 2/16/2006 10:46:37 AM |
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Yipee-ki-yay...
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| Where are you? It's 61º here.
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| Posted 2/16/2006 10:52:30 AM |
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Forum Guru
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NorthEast Iowa. It's 14 degrees and supposed to drop 20 degrees today. Wind is super hard and the snows blowing all over. We're supposed to get 10 inches today. Time to break the tractor out and shovel snow tonight!
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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| Posted 2/16/2006 11:26:31 AM |
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I have the power!
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You guys suck. I want snow. :sad
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| Posted 2/16/2006 11:27:44 AM |
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Forum Guru
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You can have mine!
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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| Posted 2/16/2006 12:26:33 PM |
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Useless Forum Member
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Desktop Weather says 68 degrees. That blows. I want snow.
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