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 Posted 2/17/2006 5:18:04 PM |
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I have the power!
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| Posted 2/17/2006 5:31:44 PM |
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You reap what you sow
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That was included in Batman Begins DVD
 
 
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| Posted 2/17/2006 5:33:29 PM |
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I have the power!
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That's cool. I don't own it(but I should). I actually ran across it watching napolean dynamite stuff.
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| Posted 2/17/2006 5:33:31 PM |
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Whose goin 4 a pint???
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Thats Excellent. Never seen that before. 
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| Posted 2/17/2006 6:04:27 PM |
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One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness.
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints and got stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling: "AH BEGORRAH! SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!"
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| Posted 2/17/2006 6:09:08 PM |
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That video was awesome! 
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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| Posted 2/18/2006 8:25:45 PM |
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It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.
Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.
The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone.
"Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily, "I've been saved."
"Saved? And how did that come about?" asked the old nun.
"Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."
"Did he now?" said the old nun evenly.
Sister Magdalene continued, "And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock."
"Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more evenly.
"At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved."
"That wicked old bas***d" said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years."
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| Posted 2/19/2006 4:54:46 AM |
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You reap what you sow
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| Posted 2/20/2006 11:10:33 AM |
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"Andy Smith is my Hero".
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Hey DH, good stuff!!!!
I think I'll build an X wing now.
More info there than we have on the 89. 
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| Posted 2/20/2006 6:55:55 PM |
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You reap what you sow
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