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 Posted 3/9/2006 5:07:52 PM |
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Whose goin 4 a pint???
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Yea Eddie spends most of his time around Ireland. I saw him live on stage once and I cried laughing. He's the funniest around. Comedic genious
DE 66 IS COMING........
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| Posted 3/9/2006 7:03:20 PM |
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errrrrr.......... Lee Evans.
A little song, a little dance..... Batman's head on a lance.
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| Posted 3/9/2006 10:39:10 PM |
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You reap what you sow
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| Posted 3/9/2006 11:01:04 PM |
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Yipee-ki-yay...
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| Posted 3/9/2006 11:20:18 PM |
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Ahh well its friday and Noosa and almost pub time so here's yet another pub joke.....
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to
someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll
give you a £1000 if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,
I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment
and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called
her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for
£2000, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes
by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after
45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She said "The bastard used coins"
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to
it and then getting screwed!
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| Posted 3/10/2006 1:17:34 PM |
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A man suspects his wife is having an affair, and hires the famous chinese private-eye, Chen Lee to investigate the matter.
After a few days, the man receives the following report:
Most honorable Sir:
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to House. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.
No fee,
Chen Lee
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| Posted 3/10/2006 3:15:10 PM |
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Go here: and check out the Blondstar feature movie on the right. Funny.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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| Posted 3/10/2006 4:06:50 PM |
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Whose goin 4 a pint???
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Heh heh heh. Funny. I sent it to my cousin. She's gonna kick my ass. 
BTW...Where the hell is everyone??? 
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| Posted 3/10/2006 4:58:12 PM |
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Yeah. it's definitely dead on here today. 
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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| Posted 3/10/2006 5:31:06 PM |
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Yipee-ki-yay...
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