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Posted 3/1/2006 1:30:23 PM


Whose goin 4 a pint???

Whose goin 4 a pint???


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Sam must have caught his twin brother

Those twin brothers have theis mouth's open wide enough to get Sam's twin puppies right in there. I bet those fish lept out of the water.


DE 66 IS COMING........

Believe and succeed
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Posted 3/1/2006 5:50:02 PM


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I was just hoping to find her at my local beach and maybe have her wax my
ummmm...

Surf board.

Cheers from down here!
Post #37163
Posted 3/1/2006 6:19:50 PM


Whose goin 4 a pint???

Whose goin 4 a pint???


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A bear, a lion and a chicken all meet up. The bear say's "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest shivers with fear". The lion says "If I roar in the dessert, the entire desert is afraid of me". The chicken says "Thats nothing, I only have to sneeze and the entire planet shits itself."

DE 66 IS COMING........

Believe and succeed
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Posted 3/1/2006 8:05:56 PM


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Batmobile

Now maybe if the same bloke had been around for the design of the Clooney Batsuit....!

Cheers from down here
Post #37165
Posted 3/3/2006 8:56:29 PM


Yipee-ki-yay...

Yipee-ki-yay...


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Man, this place needs some music!
Post #37166
Posted 3/3/2006 9:07:06 PM


Yipee-ki-yay...

Yipee-ki-yay...


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Post #37167
Posted 3/3/2006 9:18:58 PM


You reap what you sow

You reap what you sow


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brh6KRvQHBc&search=simpsons%20live%20action






Post #37168
Posted 3/5/2006 1:50:39 AM


You reap what you sow

You reap what you sow


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Oldie but goodie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcNeie8ahCY&search=tokyo%20breakfast







Post #37169
Posted 3/5/2006 11:09:46 PM


You reap what you sow

You reap what you sow


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Posted 3/6/2006 1:00:21 AM


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Patrick, who was on holiday in Australia from Ireland was on Bondi beach, and couldn't seem to make it with any of the local girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious." says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy
swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta
style.

Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too
small and THEN...... drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em.
I'm tellin' ya mate... you'll have all the babes ya want!"

After a quick trip to the store, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking
new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.

Every girl on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their
faces, turning away screaming and looking sick!
So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and said, "I did what you said and I'm getting a worse reaction than before!"

"Jesus!... Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes down the FRONT!"

My wife left me

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we
had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not
a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up, but
the other day, when she came home from shopping and I looked at the
receipt and saw $45 in makeup, I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer
and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back....

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