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Posted 2/22/2006 4:26:40 PM |
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You reap what you sow
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Wishful thinking.
New (Fake) Trans Am........
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Posted 2/22/2006 5:57:12 PM |
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DH was once A mail order bride...............
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My God DH ,that is so cool. I am a Bandit nut.
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Posted 2/22/2006 6:12:04 PM |
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Has NO LIFE!!
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Go figure...
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Posted 2/22/2006 6:16:44 PM |
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DH was once A mail order bride...............
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Jack you had that up way to quick .I think that is from your own collection.
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Posted 2/22/2006 8:49:35 PM |
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Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep.
Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Robin replies," I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Batman.
Robin ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Batman?"
Batman is silent for a moment, and then speaks: "Robin, you f...king idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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Posted 2/23/2006 5:16:34 AM |
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Whose goin 4 a pint???
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WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!
WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of course I do.
WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE:
You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:
(makes audible groan).
WIFE:
Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?
WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.
WIFE:
silence - -
HUSBAND:
F**k
DE 66 IS COMING........
Believe and succeed
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Posted 2/23/2006 9:45:59 AM |
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Posted 2/23/2006 11:12:21 AM |
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Nice. Where do they get the $$$ to keep putting togtehr these fan films? It's kinda sad that most these fan films look better than the stuff Hollywood puts out. Now we just need to get the Bob's to put togtehr a new car for one of these flicks and they'll be set
_______________________________________________ When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Posted 2/23/2006 11:34:20 AM |
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I didn't realize at first, but I had amassed a small crowd at my computer here at work. I think I would place that over B&R any day. And I hate to admit, but that guy made a good looking Batman with his manly pecs and his chiseled square chin, just like the cartoon.
Cool idea!! I think the members of this board should unite for our very own fan film. I propose the part of the Joker go to....Aussie_Batman! HA! Or maybe Dee. Why? I don't know, maybe it's all the jokes they posts on this board.
Whadyathink guys?
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Posted 2/23/2006 12:41:39 PM |
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