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 Posted 11/28/2005 3:58:31 PM |
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"Tardmonkey of the Year"
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One of my personal favorites is:
"Vin is not lactose intolerant. He just refuses to put up with Lactose's shit!"
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| Posted 11/28/2005 3:59:50 PM |
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"Tardmonkey of the Year"
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"Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down."
"When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket."
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| Posted 11/28/2005 4:04:45 PM |
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"Tardmonkey of the Year"
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From the Mr. T list:
"Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity."
"You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex with a lion's tail hanging out of his mouth."
"Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Casbah."
"23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence."
"In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold chains around their nucleus and were tired of the other cell's jibba-jabba."
"Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed."
"Mr. T's sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man."
"The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history."
"Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain."
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| Posted 11/28/2005 4:55:25 PM |
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Is there a site that has all of these different people on it? It's funny stuff!
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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| Posted 11/28/2005 7:22:05 PM |
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KITT For Now
 
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Mr. T soundboard
Lot's o' fun. Check out the fourth one down on page 2.
Dey done shot the tires on my van! 
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| Posted 11/28/2005 8:49:42 PM |
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"Tardmonkey of the Year"
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Start HERE with the Chuck Norris facts. Then click the names on the lower right to change people. There are only three people right now that I can access. Then click on TOP 30 along the bottom if you want to see the current top 30 for that particular person. They update constantly because people are always voting on more things.
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| Posted 11/28/2005 8:54:11 PM |
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Thanks Justin!
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| Posted 11/28/2005 8:55:49 PM |
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"Tardmonkey of the Year"
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Anytime - LOVE the new icon!
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| Posted 11/29/2005 9:56:07 AM |
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| Posted 11/29/2005 5:41:07 PM |
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KITT For Now
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| That's hilarious! Surely there has to be a "Bat-spare" somewhere though. He had the "Bat-jack" afterall.
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