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From: starlight
| Posted: 3/24/2005 1:38:05 AM
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Batmobiles
All these batmobile smileys are bugging me a bit. And board seems dead lately so I'm hoping to kick start some going.
Does any of the batmobile give you the impression of the bat?
I mean these being batman's car, you'd think there'd be a lot of bat motif or something. But close to I've seen one is that comic book batmobile with the huge bat's head in the front?
If you've never known about the batman or the batmobile and you saw any one of these car, would any one of'em immediately make you think of the Bat?
I really shouldn't have included up there i think....
From: KeatonCar
| Posted: 3/24/2005 8:04:35 AM
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RE: Batmobiles Well… This says to me Mr. West…. Neo Funkaramma. It says “ Hey wanna do the Batusee baby, I’m hip.” In a sixties pre spandex way, it cries out “fashion plate.” Yet you would just love having this wrapped tightly around you… speaking of which… Rodney, why haven’t you called me. Oh I have a soft spot for Retro for sure, but would you pay $ 59.95 these days for strapless???? Neither would I honey, neither would I. (VER>) A long black number with just the right amount of red lining finish and lots of muscle under the gift wrapping. With it’s turbine checklist, bubble windshield and missle tube launchers, it’s totally to die for in throwback mode or a themed evening. It’s vintage champagne sparkle with whipped cream strawberries… it’s Batusee baby, it’s Batusee. Let it shine.
To me Mr. Moody Pants Keaton, this car is just screaming one word…… “CrazyAssedRichWhiteGuyWithProblems.” Once again draped in a long black finish, but this time with a HUGE throbbing turbine sticking right out of the front end ( Hot Flushes people, Hot Flushes.) This car is angry, it has rage and issues, it has finger snapping ATTI-TUDE. This car looks and says “ Don’t mess with my shit bitches, I will ruin your lipstick.”(VER>)This car is gothic brute noir, it’s a car that makes you want to turn away in fear, and yet makes you look at it’s just flawless satin risque visage. Also this car comes with more gadgets and attachments than my personal mechanic. This is Mondo-Darko girls, it’s switchblade danger slasher chique.
Ohhhhhhh, Mr. Ex fighter Jock, now you have a NEW toy with wings to play with. Glad you lost the Highlights…. That “DO” was Soooooooo 80’s. Also I have to say, the black rubber Fetishwear is working for you. I wanna just bite that little Rump Rum Muffin. MurrrrRuffff.
This car is the Prom Queen Diva wannabe. This car is just all about “ Hey don’t look over there, look over here… I’m new, I’m this year’s model.” It’s sad really and a little desperate, it’s all about “Black with Neon Undertones” and “Bigger Afterburner.” Well pardon me Mr. Forever driver, but I know who’s booty I would rather have to my back between Beyonce’s and Aretha’s. (VER>)This car is like fake fashion jewelry, more about the Bling, less about the Thing. This is Saturday night Partygirl Plaything, Sunday morning Cinderella Ugly Stepsister. It does redeem itself with those sugar candy kissed wheelhubs, now THEY are fah-booh. The hard fixed early era peek-a-boo headlights are also a work of genuine care, although they would have scored extra fashion stars if they were retractable. It’s pattycake cinnamon swirl delicious girlfriend.
Oh dear…. Mr. George Clooney, this is not Ocean’s Eleven… or E.R. This is not even Out of Sight. Sure Jennifer looked good in it, but even she was wise enough not to show that ass in the underwear scene. This is the Ron Jeremy of Batmobiles sugar. Sure it’s performance deserved to be seen, but a few situp’s might have helped. This car suffers from lack of a decent sixpack. It’s just nasty, it’s a Redneck hickey on a Paris fashion runway nasty. It’s Britney and Kevin.
This car needs a hug, it needs it’s soothing sing song in it’s mother’s arms to chase the sting of tears away. Believe me Geor’ge, can I call you Geor’ge… it won’t help. Noone likes the closeted ugly kid who thinks he’s a swan sweetcakes. All that was needed for this car to shine in the spotlight was for you not to have turned the key to the Close Encounters lightshow. It’s bad enough the car goes topless, but if you have no rack, why bother. (VER>)This is my shopping disaster jacket, my gotta have sale item. This is one of those hastily bought items you deny all knowledge of, until one day you send a trusted friend into your wardrobe, and true to form…. He spots it and brings it out to show everyone. We all know what it leads upto, a night’s worth of dagger eyes, and frosty phone messages for a week. This is fudge ripple sundae with gumballs and nacho sauce wrong, it’s Gay Director lipgloss a no-no.
It’s a ….. well… it’s….. what the hell is it…. Looks like a Tumbler built by Wayne Enterprises.
Ah... the animated Batmobile that is simply Cartoon decedance, this car has me in rapture. I first fell in love with this car not from the series, but from the film Mask of the Phantasm. This delicious slice of sin cake was one of the main attractions at the Gotham World of Tommorrow Expo. It's hot pink paintjob got me wishing it was real and in my driveway as soon as I saw it, I was glad to see I was not the only one who liked the pink Paintjob if Bruce wayne's face was anything to go by. (VER>) It is to me, cartoon eroticm in warner packaging. Heaven on a stick, this mastery of pencil, pen and ink is warners best work... well that and The Atom in Wonder Woman's cleavage from a Justice League Unlimited episode called Dark Heart. Errrrrr..... Keaton's looks most like a bat.
From: Wayne
| Posted: 3/24/2005 1:26:42 PM
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RE: Batmobiles
Once again you came through with brilliant stuff
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