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 Posted 2/25/2006 1:15:00 AM |
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You reap what you sow
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We need more chicks at this club
 
 
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| Posted 2/25/2006 3:57:50 AM |
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Found this on another site....BATMAN'S WORST NIGHTMARE...enjoy! -Matt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzXO775z8sY&search=Justice%20League
Chicks Love THE CAR! www.myspace.com/thecar1977
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| Posted 2/26/2006 9:23:43 PM |
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You reap what you sow
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| Posted 2/26/2006 10:38:53 PM |
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While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 kms over
The limit),a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a
radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with
That Classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, and asked, "What's
Your hurry?
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh yeah,"said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I
Work My way to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand
in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and
then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide.
And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot assshole?"
He asked.
You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $195.00
Court Costs $545.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS 
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| Posted 2/27/2006 4:23:57 AM |
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I prefer this spidey suit for the third movie....
A little song, a little dance..... Batman's head on a lance.
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| Posted 2/28/2006 12:12:18 PM |
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I was browsing the net and I believe I came upon some of you guys' baby pictures
Mark
Justin
Dee, Tim, & Paul
This could be Justin or Paul, not sure which
This one's definately Paul
They were so cute!
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Live life to the Max!
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| Posted 2/28/2006 2:25:10 PM |
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Whose goin 4 a pint???
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 Mighty. That last one could have been Mark if he also used his other hand.
DE 66 IS COMING........
Believe and succeed
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| Posted 2/28/2006 8:01:23 PM |
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BOTTOM LINE: At least they are not drinking canadian beer.
Gotta do it
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| Posted 2/28/2006 11:37:47 PM |
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Dear Abby
I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids,
great job, and a great education. When I finally retired, I could hardly
wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got
my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she
just never liked fishing.
Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam,
the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do.
We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care
about fishing; she not only refuses to join us, she always complains
that I spend too much time fishing.
A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only
did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes
later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of
Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture
to the wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead, she says she
doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell
the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.
What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or
quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?
Thanks,
William Blue
P. S. I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught.
Dear William: Get rid of that narrow-minded wife. Love, Abby
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| Posted 3/1/2006 8:17:07 AM |
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"Andy Smith is my Hero".
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Dear William,
have you thought about giving up fishing (for the love of your wife) and asking Sam if she ever thought about building a car!
Abby
"There is no end but the end is near!"
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