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 Posted 6/8/2005 7:14:47 PM |
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Jack just slapped me with contract to kick my ass.
I'll be offline till this thing cools off.
This is a Legal binding Contract between Jack and Doo Hee
Exchange of Money:
If Doo Hee defeats Jack, Doo Hee will be paid $2000.00 In US cash funds and key to Gothic Avenger directly after the event.
If either party fails to show for said event, the no show party will pay the showing party $10,000.00 in US funds.
Jack's air fare will be paid for by Jack.
In the event that Jack defeats Doo Hee, Jack will be reimbursed for said airfare by Doo Hee at the time of the event in cash.
Venue date and location:
The venue location will be In Anaheim, California
The event date will be Saturday June 25th 2005
Full Contact Rules:
Rules are pending and are but not limited to: the following.
1: The match will be stopped if either fighter is knocked unconscious.
2: The match will be stopped if either fighter taps out from a submission hold.
3: The match will be stopped if the officials deem either fighter is unable to continue.
4: There will be No deliberate attacks to the groin area.
5: There will be No clawing, gouging, or finger attacks to the eyes.
6: There will be no biting.
Atire:
1: Each Fighter will wear grion protection.
2: Each fighter will wear open finger gloves that will be the same for both fighter and will be supplied.
3: Each fighter may wear shorts or karate style pants.
4: No shirt top or belt will be worn
5: No elbow, knee, forarm, foot or shin pads or braces will be allowed.
RELEASE FROM LIABILITY
This RELEASE of Liability is a Legal Contract binding, Doo Hee and Jack to a No Holds Barred full contact event. Read It Carefully And Obtain Legal Assistance If You Do Not Understand It.
1: Voluntary Application. I, the undersigned, acknowledge and state that I have voluntarily accepted to compete in the No Holds Barred internet grudge Match I verify & confirm this statement by placing my initials here: _____
2: Assumption of risk. I am aware & understand that in general, full contact fighting is a dangerous & hazardous activity, I shall be participating, and understand this is an extremely dangerous & hazardous event. I am voluntarily & of my own free will be competing in this event with full knowledge & understanding of the hazards involved. I hereby consent & agree to completely accept alone any & all risks of injury or death, & I verify & confirm this statement by placing my initials here: _____
3: Release: I hereby agree that I, my heirs, distributees, guardians, successors in interest and legal representatives (collectively referred to as "Releasor") will not make a claim or file an action or suit against, sue, or attach the property of any or either party involved. I verify & adhere to this statement by placing my initials here: _____
4: Health Advisory and Condition. I hereby acknowledge and understand that participating in this event involves extremely strenuous physical activity and heavy physical contact, and that I have been advised to consult a physician before commencing and undertaking such activity. I hereby represent that, to the best of my knowledge, I am in good physical health and condition, sufficient to undertake this dangerous and hazardous competition. I verify & confirm this statement by placing my initials here: _____
5: Knowing and Voluntary Execution. I hereby declare that I have read this Release from Liability, and that I fully understand the meaning and importance of its contents. I acknowledge that this Release is a binding contract among Jack and Doo Hee. I am releasing Jack and/ or Doo Hee and any and all of other people who may be present at said event, from all liability for claims I may arise during this event. I further declare and represent that I am at least 18 years of age, that I have full legal capacity to be bound by this contract, and that I am signing this contract of my own free will and accord. I verify & confirm this statement by placing my initials here: _____
Executed at _________________AM/PM, on this _________day of ____________________, in the year 2005.
Signature: _______________________________ Print Name: ______________________________
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| Posted 6/8/2005 7:23:00 PM |
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Supreme Being
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| Jack your wife is not going to be happy with you taking off your ring...
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| Posted 6/8/2005 7:23:06 PM |
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I see your contract is full of misspelled words just like Justin's.
Atire
grion
forarm
distributees
Releasor
and my spell checker say that "Doo Hee" is also spelled wrong. It should be Douche. 
And what gives with this? I won't have a chance with these rules.
4: There will be No deliberate attacks to the groin area.
5: There will be No clawing, gouging, or finger attacks to the eyes.
6: There will be no biting.
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| Posted 6/8/2005 7:26:56 PM |
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This is still my favorite part:
"1: Each Fighter will wear grion protection. "
Gotta protect your GRION!
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| Posted 6/8/2005 7:32:05 PM |
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| Posted 6/8/2005 7:32:06 PM |
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| Posted 6/8/2005 7:35:20 PM |
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I further declare and represent that I am at least 18 years of age
I don't think Doo Hee ever told us his age. Doo Hee?
Justin, you just barely qualify for your own fight.
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| Posted 6/8/2005 8:12:28 PM |
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I told Tim how old I was.
Guess Tim's left brain never bothered to transmit the same info to his right brain.
What am I doing here? I'm hiding till end of the month.
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| Posted 6/8/2005 8:40:47 PM |
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I hope you are smart enough to hide in a movie theater so you don't miss Batman Begins. That's where I'll be hiding. 
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| Posted 6/9/2005 1:08:35 AM |
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The 1/18 is close in many areas, but way off in others. Dave, I wish you were still at Mattel. :sad
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