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NO MORE STRAIGHT BATMOBILE KITS!! - Have you heard the news? Straight and thick kits are OUT. Dip-infested kits are IN. Do you own a batmobile kit or are you in the business of selling one? Are you tired of that thick luscious straight kit you got from Kevin or Gotham Cruisers? Are you tired of neighbors or CLTC members barging on your territories and gawking at your bamobiles?

Do you wish you'd never have to deal with those pesky people ever again? Or have you just wondered what your batmobile would look like if it had stinkin' dip in it? 

KEEP THOSE PESKY VISITORS AWAY -  Take a good look at these photos. Officially known as "Shaggy" from CLTC, this family of grave robbers like to barge uninvited on homes of people who have batmobile and steal their food and batmobile toys. Armed with boyish look and good charm , this bandit has also been known to turn people queer.

Why just take a look at these unsuspecting batmobile owners. They just don't know what hit'em.
 

People like Shaggy will always be on your door steps and would want to look at your batmobile as long as you have straight kits. Now it's time to take charge and keep these pesky parasites away from you. As far away from you and your family as possible.

And we at TLTC know exatly how to accomplish that!!!!
Introducing our world's first patented

DIPSHIT SERVICE

That's right folks! Only reason these people would ever come uninvited to your homes is b/c of your batmobile. Not just any kind but a straight batmobile kit. If you didn't have a straight kit then you would not have to deal with these kind of people at all.

Using our patented service, we can make sure your batmobile kit is not straight anymore and is crooked and have noticable dip in the hood line.

BEFORE

AFTER

 

HOW DO WE DO IT?- It's so simple and cunning you can pin a tail on it and call it a weasle!
Q. What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?
A. A Dip!!

Based on the package you choose, we let one or more of our beauties sit on your straight batmobile kit until a dip is fromed! How simple is that??

$500 package

$12,000 package

You can't afford it package!

Now a Batmobie Dip is not complete unless it stinks! After your dip is created, we dump our special crap on top of your car. This isn't some normal barn yard manure you see in farmlands. These are specially made crap created from our excrement defacation specialist by force feeding him 100% U.S. beef cheese burgers. Correction: We never force fed our defacation specialist. It just gobbled up everything it saw!



Our defacation specialist

So what are you waiting for folks? Use the link to search for nearest service center and get that "DIPSHIT" service now! Now only will the service ensure you are never bothered by any visitors but it will also deter any trolls from ever trolling you b/c you now have the same cars as them. They've got nothing to troll you with.

 

Join now and you will receive the following:

 

 

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WHAT OUR DIP SHIT SERVICE CONTAIN

- Full color catalog of beauties you want sitting on your batmobile

- 100% Money Back Guarantee

- Free "How to ignore trolls and influence douche bags" book by Dale Carnegie

- DIY Crap package

- 50% off same DIPSHIT service for 66 batmobiles

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*You Will Also Receive Two Free Bonuses!

(*For A Limited Time Only See Below)

 

$29.95

One Time Fee

Instant Unlimited Access

100% Safe & Secure!

 

*How To Beat A Speeding Ticket: For a limited time, we are giving away this special downloadable, printable eBook with every new membership FREE!

*FREE Vacation Certificate: For a limited time, we are also giving away a vacation certificate valid for 3 days and 2 nights at over 20 breathtaking destinations FREE! 

 

 

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Who Else Wants To...

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TURN STRAIGHT KIT INTO DIP INFESTED!
A BATMOBILE THAT STINKS!
KEEP THOSE CLTC MEMBERS AWAY!
NEVER BE BOTHERED BY TROLLS

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"I sold 2 batmobiles back to back earlier this year. Ever since I used the dipshit service the sales have immediately dropped to zero percent. I now have more time to spend with my loved ones."

 

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"The stink from the dipshit service is so bad not only does it keep those pesky museum visitors away but entire town has vacated. I love it!. Do I detect a hint of Darren in the manure? I love it! "

 

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"I love Rusty and that's all I'm here to say. "

 

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We offer dipshit services on 1989 Batmobiles, 1992 Batmobiles, Tumbler, Kilmer Even Batpods. If yours is straight then we can probably DIP it!!

 

 

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All Vehicles DIPPABLE!!

 

1989 Batmobiles
Kilmer Batmobile
Clooney Batmobile
Tumbler Trucks
BATPODS!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

We are so confident that you will absolutely love our service, that we offer an unconditional  100% satisfaction guarantee!

 

Join Now Risk Free!


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TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, TROLL!

PROBLEM? TROLLFACE?

 

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